Lokashun: Sum place wif lots of funny lookin’ peepul

Since mistopher Ignoramus Onap. . .Oma. . . Onomamapapa has done taken hisself time off fer the unervarsity cornmencermunt, he pade me 20 Linden dollurs tu du this-here blob tuday. He reckons I kin do it fer him, least once anyhow.

He did ax me to tell yu about how I got stuck here.  See now, I ain’t wun of them-there avamaters.  I AM a reel person, plane ol’ Pappy Enoch, salt o’ the airth frum Enoch Holler, Virginia.  Recintly I made me a batch of shine wif a new ressipee, an’ sum’fin wint bad wrong.  This done happint tu me afore, but this time were differunt n’ cornpletely unexpectorated.

I had a taribull and eronomous drunk an’ wen I woke up, here I was, stuck in some-kinder fake world insider one of them computin’ Web-mersheens.

Secund Life? I wuz rite happy wif my furst one.  Now I git pestered by men who be all mussle and no brain-pan. The wimmin ain’t no better. They look like them skinny ol’ stick-things I done seen near one of them germnasiums over in Richmond.

No disrerspecktin’ to Ignoranmus’ lady-frends, howsumdoever. That boy duz have gud taste in wimmin. 

It are a shame that he won’t listern to Miz Dianna ‘bout how gud he’d look in them-there boots wif’ the zeebarra skin on ‘em.  Not that I are partshul tu shoes nor wears ‘em, ceptin’ in cole weathur. . .

Howsomdoever that may be, I tuck some pitchurs and hung ‘em out on the line (Ignoramus showed me how, incerdinterly) if ye wants tu have a look.

I are hopin’ that may be sumboddy reedin’ kin help me git the dickens out of this mersheen an’ back to reel life. If that don’t happun soon, I’m a-gonna have to take up Ignoramus’s offur to buy me a piece o’ land and in-vite my famberly to git secund lifes, so we kin hav us a holler hear, tu.

Editurial A-side: I bin figurin’ that mistopher Onopaparazzi ain’t at no cornmencermunt but am on the town wif sum of his wimmin-frends who rite sich sweet lil’ re-marks here.  He dint ax me tu join ‘em, proberly since he figures I wood win them over wif my suttil wit and wolfish gud-looks. 

Editurial B-side: He’s rite on that count.

All my best regords, erspecily tu Miz Kilda and them purty wimmin at the Eden Rearview Klub n’ Resort,

Pappy

Hmm.. I’ll have to write a fantabulous blob about my non-RP journeys..

Perhapsage about a journey to somewhere…

I’ll get one COOKED up.

Would be honourabable to be honoured on such a fantabulous blobsite.

Miz Kyo, yu kin rite whatsoever yu wish n’ send it tu Mistopher Ignoramus, n’ he kin edit it if’n yu wishes n’ publerish it here.

He wood luv tu have hisself a transatlantick perspecktif of Secund Life, if’n yu’d be willin’ tu do so.

Best regords,
Pappy

Oh oh! Hooray pappy!

I’d write a blob too but I don’t know what I would write about.

Miz Kimerbly, Ignoramus sez sum tarribull nice things ‘bout yu n’yer kin.  Yu wood bee most welkum in Secund Life n’ I cood shew yu ‘round a bit.

Notey Beany: I gots me a new Web sight fer y’all tu cornsider:

http://www.slprofiles.com/slprofiles.asp?id=11224

It’s my holler on that-there Web!

Pappy Enoch!!!! I’ve been waiting to meet you, and Joe, er, I mean Iggy’s told me all about how you might be visiting SL! I’m thrilled that some of my own distant kin (me being a scion of Appalachia and all) are out hoofin’ the hollers of SL. Maybe we’ll meet up one day, when I can get shed of work, (the curse of the drinkin’ class) and meanwhile, I’ll be looking forward to your guest appearances.

Mistopher Mark Trail (who’s comick stripes I du ginerally enjoy):

I are so pleased tu read that you bin follerin’ Ignoramus’ blob, “In a Strange Land.“  Mo’ auderince fer me, tu, thataway.

I are mitey sorryful tu hear that yu has trubbil wif my mannur of ellermacushin (by that I means speakin’) here.

In gineral, the dulcet tones of Enoch Holler (an’ my kin) am best onderstood if’n you reeds aloud.

Now, if’n you don’t keer fur my mannur of self-defecatin’ humor, yu mite simperly reed what the city-folk here rites.  Wun of them, one of them-there perfessers at Virginny Commonwealth Univarsity, will be Ignoramus’ nex’ guest-riter.

All my best regords,

Pappy

What the heck are you saying and why are you talking that way?

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