Location: HippiePay Island

James Dean…I mean Pappy Enoch, has committed an act of malicious wounding, if not attempted murder, in the virtual world.

He shot “Campy,” the Muppet-like walking tent that Anywhere Camping uses as its mascot and at sites that support their “free-roaming” camping system.

When his sister, Jezz Enoch, began complaining about the system being broken, Pappy sprung into action, perhaps to protect himself from the wrath of his hellion sister, who seems to have figured out that Pappy cheated her of money (and got her beheaded, sawed in half, electrocuted, and drowned in blood after being skewered on a big hook) at the Cave of Doom Funhouse.

Pappy showed up at HippiePay Island armed with his double-barrel “scatturgun” an let the “purple rascal” have it at point-blank range.  HippiePay Manager Twyla Tomorrow saw the entire sordid crime, as did her pet bulldog (who temporarily distracted but did not stop the wrathful moonshiner).

Have Pappy’s new-found good looks gone to your head?  This is worse than mere murder!  Campy provides income for hundreds of layabouts!  They might come gunning for our hillbilly correspondent. Armies of bots may march on Richmond Island now…

I think a Jimmy Stewart avatar might have been a better choice. Pappy is living up to his bad-boy appearance.

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